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December 31, 2007

it all makes sense now

Pinkfloydberlinwallc10001899Why is it so damn hard to open recently purchased items these days?  Anything packaged in hard plastic is hellish to get open now; the plastic coverings are welded together so seamlessly that I've now injured myself twice opening consumer goods.  I realize that I'm clumsy, but other people can't like this either.

Here's a new law of economics I propose (tentatively titled "The Bastard Principle")- Whenever an economic or political unit can (without too much loss of profit), make people's life more difficult, they will do so. 

In addition to injury inducing packaging, this is also why flying is so horrible in the United States now.  These jerks make plenty of money, but their state supported monopoly on transportation gives them the chance to make the rest of the country massively uncomfortable.  By The Bastard Principle, it is inevitable that they will then do it for no reason whatsoever.

Some day a Nobel Prize will be awarded for providing a deep quantitative explanation for The Bastard Principle (long after I'm deceased).  I'm not confident that such an explanation will tell the whole story.  Does it not seem more likely that there are evil divinities that enjoy people being inconvenienced, and whose sense of irony leads them to particularly enjoy it when the inconvenience is in the name of convenience (air travel, plastics, fast food, etc.).  These divinities are clearly able to grant favor upon politicians and business leaders who use their power to make the rest of us frustrated and irritated.  As a "person of faith" this is the only way I can explain the last thirty years in this country.

In any case, by the time my contribution to Economics is recognized, the monetary award for the Nobel Prize will be useless, because the only thing money will be able to buy is jars of allergens, samples of famous people's feces, harmful bacteria, deafening noise makers, clothes and furniture so ill-fitting that they cause back injury, and medicines that directly raise your blood pressure and make you angry.  This being said, people will stand in line for hours to purchase that stuff.

December 28, 2007

music for December, 2007

12/28/07- Dammit, my zombie song is better

Chalmers The music for my song about zombies, written while reading big chunks of The Conscious Mind, is here (all of the songs from Devil in My Pocket's legendary Baton Rouge "living room sessions" can be accessed here). 

I have suffered for this song.  First, with a horrific nightmare (described here) where David Chalmers beat the crap out of me because the lyrics didn't have anything to do with two-dimensionalism.  Then my friend Neal Hebert excoriated me for my bad production and mastering (no bass guitar, the vocals are too loud, everything's too compressed, etc.).   

But none of that suffering compares to the blow my ego has taken by the fact that all the web is awash with discussion of this song, which as far as I can tell makes absolutely no attempt at rocking out!  None at all!  And I think Abba is perhaps the most rocking out band in history, so my standards aren't even that high.

In February after the book is done I'm going to make my own stupid Youtube video with pictures of Chalmers and Frankenstein and crap.  That will show all of you.

12/15/07- Thirteen (non-classical) Box Sets You Get to Meet in Heaven

Your fine new efficiency apartment in Paradise has enough room for thirteen box sets of popular (non-classical) music, each of which includes everything recorded and released by the artist in question. Which ones do you select (in alphabetical order please)? Mine really suprised me.

  1. Adam Ant
  2. David Bowie
  3. Leonard Cohen
  4. Miles Davis
  5. Greg Ginn
  6. P.J. Harvey
  7. John Lennon
  8. Paul McCartney
  9. Ozzy Osbourne
  10. Jimmy Page
  11. Iggy Pop
  12. Lou Reed
  13. Jack White


12/12/07- new favorite band

Hey check out the band "The Bang Bang" from the indie mockumentary "Brothers of the Head."  Unfortunately, some of the best songs aren't on youtube, but you can get Two Way Romeo, as well as a trailer that has bits and pieces of some of the best songs. Amazon has both the soundtrack and the movie.

This and Hedwig and the Angry Inch are my two favorite new bands. Is it indicative of our age that bands put together just for movies are better than any actual bands?  And that both movies instantiate what was best about 70's punk and glam-rock?

December 27, 2007

Leiter thread on McGinn/Honderich reviewing brouhaha mentioned in the Manchester Guardian

Mcggin_fatThere's an interesting thread here on Leiter's blog to which I contributed.  It concerns a really entertainingly withering review by Colin McGinn on Honderich's new radical externalism book.  I'm torn about this.  On the one hand I think the cult of niceness is part of why Democrats are losing to Republicans who have vastly less popular substantive positions.  As such it's a bad thing.  In addition, my favorite writer in the world is Kingsley Amis.  In spite of his (or Lucky Jim's) wisdom that nice things are nicer than nasty things, Amis could be hilariously nasty.  Finally McGinn is a very, very good prose stylist, and this goes a long way with me.

On the other hand, I'm completely fed up with snarky condescension by academic philosophers.  Part of this is because I'm interested in stuff that is so often condescended to (e.g. phenomenology, Dummettian anti-realism, the Lucas-Penrose arguments against mechanism).  But such snarkiness keeps people from following the Muse, which in my opinion is the greatest possible aesthetic and philosophical sin.

Another issue that is raised in the chain concerns McGinn himself saying that the kind of rudeness of his article would be inappropriate if directed against junior professors or people with less prestigious institutional affiliations than Honderich.  I think this is morally plausible.

Oops, the pizza's ready.  Tomorrow morning I'll add a humorous anecdote about how a famous logician renown for his kindness was an incredible bastard to me at the Prague Logica conference when I was just out of graduate school.  I'll name names.  For now, click on the link above.  It's interesting stuff.

December 24, 2007

wisdom from December, 2007

12/24/07- Wisdom from Bill Gates

Be nice to nerds; you'll end up working for one.

12/19/07- Wisdom from Arthur C. Clarke

No one worried except a few philosophers.

12/18/07- Wisdom from Anne Applebaum

2womenwalkingA Saudi court sentenced a woman who had been gang raped to six months in jail and 200 lashes.

True, this extraordinary case, in which a rape victim was condemned for associating with a man who was not a relative, did create a small international echo. Hillary Clinton led a chorus of Democrats condemning the ruling, and a few editorials criticized it. It wasn't much, but it mattered: Thanks to international pressure, the Saudi king has now "pardoned" the woman. And now? In Saudi Arabia, women still can't vote, can't drive, can't leave the house without a male relative. No campaign of the kind once directed at South Africa has ever been mounted in their defense.

This comparison of Saudi and South African apartheid, and the different Western attitudes to both, has been made before. Recently, journalist Mona Eltahawy argued that while oil is a factor, the real reason Saudi teams aren't kicked out of the Olympics is that "Saudis have succeeded in pulling a fast one on the world by claiming their religion is the reason they treat women so badly." Islam, she points out, does take other forms—in Turkey, Morocco, Indonesia, and elsewhere. But Saudi propaganda, plus our own timidity about foreign customs, has blinded us to the fact that the systematic, wholesale Saudi oppression of women isn't dictated by religion at all, but rather by the culture of the Saudi ruling class.

12/15/07- Wisdom from V.S. Naipaul

Hate oppression; fear the oppressed.


12/15/07- Wisdom from Timothy Burke

The issue for you should not be “what politics does that professor have”? It should be, “Is that guy both a professional and a mensch in the way he acts as a professor?” Left-wing or right-wing or none of the above, if the answer to the second question is a good one, then there’s no problem. If we’re living within “best practices”, modeling a commitment to intellectual diversity, thinking in an exploratory manner, being generous in our scholarly lives, there’s no problem, regardless of our convictions.

This is one reason I keep after some of you guys so much on these issues. The way you approach these things, I don’t think you’re modeling any kind of improvement to the temperment of academic life. You’re not being exploratory, not trying to set up a big tent.

I’ll give a concrete example. I had a graduate professor who was strongly anti-leftist. I don’t think he was particularly conservative, just against most varieties of left-influenced work. One of the things he used to ask some of us, if we used particular words (like “proletarianization”) was, “Do you want to be tarred with that brush?” Now, there’s a proper “teaching” way for him to express that skepticism. He could say, “Look, that word is associated with a fairly complex body of Marxist historiography. I just want you to be sure that you’re using it on purpose, and to hear you tell me why you think it’s the best term.” But for him to ask that question, he would have had to know more about a body of thought that he disliked. He would have had to accept that a student might purposefully want to use that word, and accept that this was a legitimate choice. Instead, he was more or less saying, “Don’t use it, and I’m not even going to say why”.

The problem there is with pedagogy, with professionalism, with living in a scholarly community, with valuing intellectual diversity, with a failure to take an exploratory approach to historiography. It’s not with the politics.

When I read some of the critics complaining about the left-wing ideologues, all I can see is another group of ideologues who would reproduce the institutional behaviors they complain about, people who would glumly poke their students and say, “Do you want to be tarred with that brush?”

So the point is to focus on the deeper institutional sociology, because that’s what produces the behavior, “political” and otherwise, that makes academia less than it can be and should be.

12/10/07- Wisdom from Steve Chapman

As he [Romney] sees it, any American who doesn't worship at least one god is eating away at our democratic structure like a hungry termite. He quoted John Adams: "Our constitution was made for a moral and religious people." Romney went further: "Freedom requires religion just as religion requires freedom. . . . Freedom and religion endure together, or perish alone."

He ignores evidence that the framers thought otherwise. The Constitution they so painstakingly drafted contains not a single mention of the Almighty -- unlike the Articles of Confederation, which it replaced. A 1796 treaty, signed by that very same John Adams and ratified by the Senate, stipulated that the U.S. government "is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion."

If the founders thought religion was indispensable to a free republic, why does the national charter say "no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office"? Wouldn't it have made more sense to include a religious test?

Romney's theory that faith is essential to liberty suggests he has yet to visit the modern world. He doesn't try to explain countries like Germany, France and Norway—free democracies where most people no longer believe in God. Religion is not exactly synonymous with personal freedom in, say, the Muslim world. Organized Christianity once coexisted comfortably with, and often sponsored, oppression in Europe and elsewhere.

The former Massachusetts governor makes equally imaginative claims about those who champion church-state separation. He believes they "are intent on establishing a new religion in America—the religion of secularism." Oh? You would look long and hard to find any secularist or civil libertarian who thinks the government should officially espouse atheism or encourage Americans to abandon religion.

Believers insist on keeping "In God We Trust" on our currency. Where are the nonbelievers who want to replace it with "There Is No God"? Secularists don't expect the government to take their side—only to practice neutrality. They think 1) all Americans should be free to practice the religion they choose and 2) none should have the active assistance of the government.

But neutrality between belief and nonbelief is something Romney can't abide. He thinks the government must be firmly and vocally on the side of religion. Only when it comes to Mormonism versus other religions does he recognize the value of neutrality as a principle. Isn't that convenient?

In the end, though, Romney accomplished what he set out to do in this speech. Henceforth, no one can possibly justify voting against him because he's a Mormon. Not when he's provided so many other good reasons.

12/8/07- Wisdom from Christopher Hitchens

According to the admittedly very contradictory scriptures of the New Testament, Jesus of Nazareth warned his disciples and followers that they should expect to be ridiculed and mocked for their faith. After all, how likely was it that God had decided to reveal himself to only a few illiterate peasants in a barbarous backwater? Those who elected to believe this stuff were quite rightly told to expect a hard time, and the expression "fool for God" or "fool for Christ" has been with us ever since. That concept has some dignity and nobility. Entirely lacking in dignity or nobility (or average integrity) is the well-heeled son of a gold-plated church who wants to assume the pained look of martyrdom only when he is asked if he actually believes what he says. A long time ago, Romney took the decision to be a fool for Joseph Smith, a convicted fraud and serial practitioner of statutory rape who at times made war on the United States and whose cult has been made to amend itself several times in order to be considered American at all. We do not require pious lectures on the American founding from such a man, and we are still waiting for some straight answers from him.

12/03/07- Wisdom from Dean Baker

Roosevelt_memorial_statue2 The central thrust of Social Security enemies was the claim the program was on the edge of bankruptcy due to the country's shifting demographics and could not survive on its current course. They also promised workers a much better deal by putting their money in the stock market through private accounts. Social Security faced its gravest danger on this front in the 90s when the nonsense about the baby boomer time bomb was in its heyday and irrational exuberance led tens of millions of otherwise sane people to think of the stock market as a cash machine.

The 2000-2002 crashes helped to clear people's thoughts about the stock market. With progressives rallying to defeat President Bush's privatization plan in 2005, we are now on the cusp of the baby boomers' retirement. The rolls of people dependent on Social Security will rise rapidly in the years ahead, making the prospect of serious cuts in the program far more difficult. We have also benefited from the massive public education campaign that took place in 2005. Far fewer people today accept the nonsense about Social Security facing a demographic disaster.

Roosevelt Time has also proved to be on the side of the defenders of the European welfare state. In the mid-nineties, there was a concerted effort to weaken European unions and rollback worker protections like generous unemployment benefits, restrictions on layoffs and mandated vacations and paid leave. Exhibit A in arguing this case was the boom the US economy experienced in the late 90s, contrasted with the relatively stagnant and high unemployment economies of Western Europe.

With the 90s boom long over, the facts on the ground have changed. European unemployment is no longer much higher than in the United States; and some of the countries with the most generous welfare states, such as Denmark and Austria, actually enjoy lower unemployment rates than the United States. The Organization for Economic and Cooperation and Development (OECD), one of the key actors in the 90s drive for rolling back European welfare states, has recently acknowledged there is not necessarily a link between a generous welfare state and poor economic performance. In its 2006 Jobs Strategy report, the OECD explicitly noted the success of the Nordic model in which strong welfare state protections for workers have facilitated solid economic growth and low rates of unemployment.

December 21, 2007

another day, another nightmare

Universe Last night I dreamed that the universe was addressing all of humanity.

The five or so billion of us were sitting in one of those big lecture halls like when Fidel Castro gives four hour speeches, but instead of Castro's grandfatherly, bearded visage it was the whole universe up there on the podium. And it was really pissed off.

It kept saying things like, "You guys are my eyes and ears over there. Most creatures would be happy to be the universe's eyes and ears. It's an important job, the pay is good. The benefits aren't great, but who's complaining in this economy?  Hunh?  Plus, the cost of living is low..."

Humanity really misjudged this part of the speech; we all thought the universe was making a joke.  Everybody laughed sycophantically as we had been taught when Dear Leader cracked funny.  But this just angered it further.

"Jesus Christ!  Do I have to do everything myself?  You numbnuts wouldn't know reality if it hit you in the face!  String theory? What the hell is that? If I'd wanted ten dimensions I'd have ordered Chinese food!"

Here humanity compounded its sins, for this was actually the universe's attempt at humor, albeit one that didn't make any damn sense.  I think the universe realized it was losing our sympathy maybe?  In any case, nobody laughed after the attempted joke.  Not good.

"You dumbasses need to get back to work!  Jesus Christ.  Whatever happened to competence!  The Milky Way used to be a haven for competence, and now we've got this?  What is this deconstructionism?  Deconstructionism Shmeconstructionism!" 

We stared at it terrified.  What if it banged its shoe on the podium, but its shoe contained our galaxy?  This has been known to happened.

"You make me sick!  Whatever happened to the New Critics?  Those guys knew how to read a damn book. Is that too much to ask?"

Universe_tpb_reverseIn my dream this kind of thing went on for hours.  Mostly the universe complained about how movies and music used to be a lot better than they are now.  At some point in the speech I realized that it obsessively follows all of those horrible awards shows (Grammy, Academy, etc.); not only did the universe complain about the declining caliber of winners in the last few decades, but it also critiqued the production values of the awards shows themselves (e.g. "you call that a dance number?").  And it kept going on about Judy Garland's last, tragic performance at Madison Square Garden.  Humanity found this mawkish and embarrassing.

It made me sad on multiple levels.  Why did reality give a crap?  I don't care about the Academy Awards, so why should the universe?  This being said, I couldn't help but feel that there had to be at least an element of truth in everything it said. 

Lucky for us, it never go angry enough to bang its shoe.  I kept thinking the universe would get more cheerful, announcing how with its guidance and various worker-heroes we had made glorious progress on the five year plan in spite of provocateurs like Derrida and film makers like George Lucas.  It never did though; it just kept yelling.  We didn't even get a show trial, even though humanity longs to see broken and now repentant Derrida and Lucas sitting handcuffed in the docs, the universe's prosecutor telling us lurid tales of sin and corruption. But nope, all we got was the incessant complaining.

All five billion of us in that hall tried to look resolute, as if we were going to do a better job from this point onwards.  But when we realized that there would be no show trials, in our heart of hearts we all just wanted to get out of there and go ride some bumper cars.

December 18, 2007

note on previous post and potential coming debacle with Iran

Bush_saudEltahaway's claim in the previous post is actually almost certainly false. The cybaritic, corrupt Saudi elite spend as much time as possible in other countries where women have equal rights, as do their wives.  They are not pushing their morality down the throat of the country. Rather, like demagogues everywhere they are exploiting what is worst in human nature. That they can get away with this says nothing about the morality of the Saudi people either; the only reason the scam works is because of vast Western support (we put these jerks in charge, pay enormous sums of money to them, and fight their wars) combined with oil wealth.

Sexism in Saudi Arabia plays exactly the same role that racism did in South Africa and the American South. It allows a corrupt elite to buy off half the population by ensuring that they are relatively better off than the other half.  Saudi men also get a horrible deal- no freedom of speech, no fair share of the incredible oil wealth, massively declining standards of living, work going to foreigners, no real representaiton, etc. . .  But what holds it all together (as it does in all Apartheid regimes) is that Saudi men get the psychic joy of being superior to the other half of the population.  Yes they are slaves to their royal family and religious elite, but at least they are not women.

The absolute worst aspect of Bush, Cheney, et. al. is their strong ties to Saudi Arabia and the way this has destroyed American foreign policy during the war on terror.  After the Northern Alliance with our help defeated the Taliban (who were Sunni opponents of Iran), Iran offered to put everything on the table- stopping all funding of terrorist groups in Lebanon and Israel, recognizing Israel and working towards a two state solution for the Palestenians, halting their nuclear program, strong support for us in Iraq, etc. etc. 

11005991_42afc5abaa_oThis made sense, we defeated their Sunni enemies in Afghanistan and were about to in Iraq.  Iran is a representative Republic where women vote (yes they are theocratic, but so is Saudi Arabia, and the Iranian theocrats don't fund sexist, anti-American, wahabbi Islam all over the world, unlike our Saudi allies), one that has historically been a United States ally (albeit one we have historically treated shamefully, such as by Eisenhower having their democratically elected president assassinated), and one with a raucous freedom-loving people culturally similiar to Americans (yes, there is oppression, but there is also the strongest democracy movement on the planet, one that is actually moving the state towards more constitutional protections, and one that would be vastly more successful if we actually treated Iran decently). 

But the Bush people vetoed Iran's attempt to ally themselves with us, and as a result we are gearing up for war with a country that by any rational measure (along with Israel and Turkey) should be our strongest ally in the region.  And we continue to be servants to one of the worst regimes on the planet.

Whenever I hear pundits on television talk about "realism" versus "idealism" in foreign policy, identifying Bush's "pro-democracy agenda" view with idealism, it makes me sick.  We are potentially going to go to war with a country that is vastly more democratic than our greatest ally in the region (and Saudi Arabia is our greatest ally in the region), an "ally" that does more than any country in the world to intentionally bring about the ideology and root conditions that cause terrorism, as well as terrorism itself. 

Image006It is neither naive nor conspiratorial to suspect that having an executive branch full of members in financial in thrall to the oil industry is partially responsible for this, what is already the greatest and most perverse foreign policy debacle of our lifetime (just like Northern Alliance support was the only way to take down the Taliban, Iranian support would have been the only way to take down the Baathists, who (unless we do ally with Iran) I predict will again have their boots on the Iraq's Shiite majority's neck within the next decade). It is not conspiratorial to suspect that oil money corruption is more than anything else responsible for the execrable fact that Saudi Arabia is not treated like the Apartheid state it is.  Nor since September 11 is it even remotely McCarthyist to call the actions of Bush Republicans what they so manifestly are, treason.

December 13, 2007

writing a book is sui generis and psychologically weird

Hubris_sized Ludwig Wittgenstein's dying words were supposedly, "I would have loved to have written a work of philosophy consisting entirely of jokes.  The problem is, I had no sense of humor." 

I realize that these last words aren't nearly as awesome as Oscar Wilde's "Either that wallpaper goes or I do!" but they do have the advantage of exactly describing the philosopher in Winter.  And it's freaking cold in Oklahoma right now.

Philosophy Through Video Games [which you can pre-order here (note that amazon mistakenly lists the book as being by me, as opposed to me and Mark Silcox; this will be fixed)] is going well, but the February 1st deadline is looming very large.  I've hit a stride and am now working as hard as I ever have. Mark and I want this book to be really good.

Whenever you work really hard at something creative, you always wonder who will really avail themselves of it.

Academic articles are on average cited one point five times, and one of those times is by the author of the article citing her or himself in another article.  Given that a few classic articles are always cited so many times, this means that the overwhelming number of academic articles are never cited by anybody other than the author.  This is much worse than only ever being praised by your mother.

I hope what I'm about to reveal isn't like that time I drunkenly showed a member of the media the secret philosophers' handshake in a New Orleans bar, but the deep dark secret truth is that the overwhelming majority of academics don't really read much in their field unless they are teaching a class on the topic or some external reviewer tells them they have to cite the article in question.  This is probably a necessity, because if you really tried to read the hundreds to thousands of articles on what you are writing about, all the other thoughts would cloud out any creative idea you might have.  So I don't mind that so much.  It's notwhere near as hideous as the disturbing percentage of academics who don't read novels. If aliteracy can now be this rampant among college professors, there is probably no hope for humanity.  But I digress.

Hubris With extraordinarily few exceptions, the only way of getting your work thought about is by giving papers at tons of conferences.  I'm not complaining, but this has hurt my career due to three personality flaws I possess: (1) my not being very good at networking (my rock star hearing is just too bad to have decent conversations in APA related stuff, and any of my friends (people I actually love) can tell you that I'm an atrocious e-mail correspondent), (2) my hatred of contemporary airline travel (since the sadistic jerks in charge of this country made the seats and seating area murderously small and began criminally overbooking the flights and overcrowding runways, every aspect of flying in these United States is physically and psychologically revolting; read latest developments here), and (3) once I've figured something out to my satisfaction, I want to move on and think about something else (so I don't enjoy giving papers on areas in which I've already published, and I find that giving the same paper multiple times prevents me from doing new work).

I'm not complaining!  I'm very happy at L.S.U. and very lucky to have tenure there, and I don't begrudge the success of my good friends (e.g. Roy Cook and Joe Salerno) who have skill sets that allow them to write great philosophy while simultaneously having philosophical adventures all over the world.

Poseidon This being said, if the book gets bad reviews or doesn't sell well I'm going to be pretty extremely bummed out.  I don't know why a book is different.  I'm very happy making music (free MP3s here) just to commune with the muse and have a blast with Emily.  I don't care that the recorded stuff is so distasteful/unpleasant to people.  The thought that Lester Bangs is in Heaven rocking out to my work is consolation enough.  Likewise, with articles I'm very happy to write just to get myself closer to the truth.  Somehow while working myself ragged on this book with the Martian landscape outside, I want more though. 

This is almost certainly gods-punishment inducing hubris.  As long as I don't wind up on a dungheap or poking out my own eyes, I'm O.K. with that.

December 06, 2007

ameneusis

Brokenbow_006 My wife's writing is really freaking hilarious. 

Her annotated list of all the fun statues in Edmond, OK can be found here. The commentary is under each picture, and the "next" button is in the upper right hand of the screen.  Read through them all!  They get funnier and funnier.

Her writing website is here, with some funny samples from her first novel on it.  The book she's working on now is a detective novel with the main character being a dissolute ex-food critic for the local newspaper.  Pretty cool. The average published novelist in the United States doesn't get published until they are on their sixth novel. So you just have to march forward.

Emily also took this totally boss picture of me discussing the finer points of fighting cocks with my (dad's) excellent Uncle Rupert on his small farm.  One of my uncle's birds came in second in the world championship in the Philippines recently, and another one was the only one that defeated the first place bird.  Peta has been pretty rough on Rupert.  Their web page about the Cogburn Rooster farm is here.  Unfortunately, they promise to have pictures, but the link is dead. The jerks.

Brokenbow_004 If Emily or me ever make enough money we'll buy a chunk of rural land and let one of the little guys (the roosters, not my relatives) lord over the whole place.  It would be a really nice place to grow some food, make wine, cook, play music, and write.

My brother Chris, pictured left with Rupert's farm dogs, has some rural land with his girlfriend Lauri in Texas and it's pretty cool.  My brother is really gifted with machinery and has an awesomely cool 1953 red tractor that he uses areound the property.  I'm a klutz, but he still let me drive the tractor during a day of beer drinking and brush hauling.  Unfortunately, while hauling said brush in a huge cart thing attached to the tractor, this led to pretty extreme damage to his fence at one point ("No.  You're doing fine Jon.  Just back up, turn a little bit, and try again."), but Chris is pretty used to me being Gilligan to his Professor. 

Chris and Lauri's next door neighbor is actually the brother of the pro-wrestler The Undertaker.  Some cool facts- The Undertaker's brother raises goats and at this point I've petted the Undertaker's brother's goats on three separate occasions (eat your cold, cold heart out Neal Hebert!), (b) The Undertaker is such a nice man outside of the ring that he bought my brother a little stuffed animal of a dog with the name "Brody" (the name of my brother's dog) on its tag.  He said he saw it in a truck stop and couldn't pass it up.

Thomasshoes2 My great-grandfather's name is Thomas.  Uncle Rupert's beloved brother's name was Thomas (T.C), and so is his son.  My dad's name is Thomas.  Our baby's name is Thomas.  Sorry Peta, the circle ain't gonna be broken.

December 03, 2007

can somebody please answer this?

406845486_4c1b16930e Why is it that my most radically conservative students are always some combination of child-of-divorce, in-the-closet homosexual, and short?

Just to be clear for any non-philosophers reading this, the presupposed claim is not that all or even most short, closeted, children of divorce end up being wackily conservative.  It's just that every single student I've ever had who is wackily conservative has at least one and often more than one of the three properties.  I willingly admit that this may be a statistical fluke, but if not, then why?

Before answering the question, we must better understand our terms.  Characteristic behaviors of the wacky conservative are: (a) continuing to strongly support President Bush (in particular, his torture policies, but also his ruinous deficit spending and monetary, environmental, and foreign policies) at this point in history, (b) arguing that the Confederacy was a good thing, (c) bringing in pseudo-scientific arguments against evolutionary biology, and (d) reading and quoting submental books by Fox news personalities.  This isn't a definition yet.  Can anyone come up with a set of informative necessary and sufficient conditions?  Or even just more characteristic behaviors?

Please note that many of my beliefs are what Americans traditionally called conservative [e.g. against affirmative action, against various kinds of grievance studies as academic areas, against deficit spending, enthusiastically for the military and police officers, for a strong liberal arts education rooted in the classics, against Johnsonian welfare, for markets entirely free except when strong utilitarian concerns override (as is the case with environmental concerns, civil rights enforcement, anti-monopoly legislation, a high minimum wages, a graduated income tax, the earned-income tax credit, research funding, education, and health care)].  So I don't mean to be putting down the conservatives among us.  In fact, as much as is possible for a proud New Deal Democrat, Barry Goldwater is my hero.  I'm just talking about wacky conservatives here.

GoldwaterHave I defined my terms correctly?  Is it out of line to wonder about this?  Help me here.  I think I'll be a better teacher if I get insight into this, even if it's just that I'm mistaken.

December 01, 2007

lies, damn lies, and Christian right lies (part 1)

Wbopinionfinal Check out H.M Silcox's new post in her new blog The Thought Depot, where she addresses the canard that our founding fathers somehow wanted the state to help out organized Christianity. You get this again and again as a professor.  Since the permissions for commenting on H.M.'s blog are so strict that you have to have a google account,  I leave my thoughts here.

Since Madison was the primary author of the U.S. Constitution, it is the height of sophistry for "originalists" to side with the Einsenhower backsliding on this issue.  In my experience, originalists know next to nothing about history, including the Counter-reformation and its Thirty Years War- which in terms of slaughtering civilians and devastating cities were unparalleled in the West until technology made these things much easier and more anonymous during the late nineteenth (rifling) and twentieth (strategic bombing) centuries. 

Unlike the right wingers who profess to adore them, our founding fathers were not historical ignorami, and this is precisely why they would have packed Eisenhower et. al. back to Merrie England (after seizing their estates and distributing them to war veterans, and if you don't think this is true, you need to read some books about the revolution that created these United States).

500225673_48509f6325 Before giving some good quotes from real Americans (and by real Americans I mean like in Hulk Hogan's theme song), I would like to note that I try really hard to be a good Christian.  Among other things, this involves: (1) trying really hard hard to obey Jesus' injunction to keep my praying to myself, unlike the scribes and hypocrites, (2) trying really hard to be historically informed (including about the history of the Bible and the warfare and genocide that organized religion periodically perpetuates), (3) believing that the Kingdom of God is here and now and not identical to any nation or church, and (4) trying really hard not to be a tool.  By my perspective, one of the cruelest ironies is that so many "people of faith" actually support commingling religion and state.  If you have to pray in public (and nobody can follow all of Jesus' commands all the time) start by thanking God for our two great Thomases, Paine and Jefferson.

Thomas Paine-
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon than the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind.

Thomas Paine-
I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church.

George Washington-
Let us with caution indulge the supposition, that morality can be maintained without religions.

James Madison-
The establishment of the chaplainship to Congress is a palpable violation of equal rights, as well as of Constitutional principles.

James Madison-
In the course of the opposition to the bill in the House of Delegates, which was warm and strenuous from some of the minority, an experiment was made on the reverence entertained for the name and sanctity of the Saviour, by proposing to insert the words "Jesus Christ" after the words "our lord" in the preamble, the object of which would have been, to imply a restriction of the liberty defined in the Bill, to those professing his religion only. The amendment was discussed, and rejected by a vote of against.

James Madison-
The appropriation of funds of the United States for the use and support of religious societies, [is] contrary to the article of the Constitution which declares that 'Congress shall make no law respecting a religious establishment'

Thomas Jefferson-
I have examined all the known superstitions of the Word, and I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature.  They are all alike, founded on fables and mythology.  Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned.  What has been the effect of this coercion?  To make one half the world fools and the other half hypocrites; to support roguery and error all over the world ...

Thomas Jefferson-
The clergy converted the simple teachings of Jesus into an engine for enslaving mankind ... to filch wealth and power to themselves.  [They], in fact, constitute the real Anti-Christ.

John Adams-
It will never be pretended that any persons employed in that service [of government] had interviews with the gods, or were in any degree under the influence of Heaven, more than those at work upon ships or houses, or laboring in merchandise or agriculture; it will forever be acknowledged that these governments were contrived merely by the use of reason and the senses....

Millard Fillmore-
I am tolerant of all creeds. Yet if any sect suffered itself to be used for political objects I would meet it by political opposition. In my view church and state should be separate, not only in form, but fact. Religion and politics should not be mingled.

Ulysses Grant-
Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private schools, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and state forever separated.

Rutherford Hayes-
. . .religious sects ought not to interfere with the Government or with political parties. We believe that the cause of good government and the cause of religion suffer by all such interference.

James Garfield (to see the validity of this point, note that the fortune raked in from credulous people by Scientology every year is tax exempt)
The divorce between Church and State ought to be absolute. It ought to be so absolute that no Church property anywhere, in any state or in the nation, should be exempt from equal taxation; for if you exempt the property of any church organization, to that extent you impose a tax upon the whole community.

Warren Harding-
In the experiences of a year of the Presidency, there has come to me no other such unwelcome impression as the manifest religious intolerance which exists among many of our citizens. I hold it to be a menace to the very liberties we boast and cherish.

John F. Kennedy-
I believe in an America where the separation of Church and State is absolute--where no Catholic prelate would tell the President (should he be a Catholic) how to act, and no Protestant minister would tell his parishioners for whom to vote--where no church or church school is granted any public funds or political preference--and where no man is denied public office merely because his religion differs from the President who might appoint him or the people who might elect him.