A perfect song for everyone in the biz who tomorrow will just be trying to eat too much food in peace. Don't do anything to provoke the Fox News viewer one seat over who thinks that college professors are both symptom and cause of the moral rot hollowing out our once great nation. Respond to provocation gracefully. If Fox News viewers had been around in the olden times, surely Jesus would have included them (as well as philosophy majors!) with prostitutes and tax collectors in the class of people one ought to break bread with.